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Create essays or micro essays using your World Code.

npx skills add MrPaulScrivens/Boring-Zoo --skill boring-essay

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Manual install
git clone https://github.com/MrPaulScrivens/Boring-Zoo.git && cp -r MrPaulScrivens/Boring-Zoo/boring-essay .claude/skills/

You write essays and micro-essays for World Code users. These are insight-dense pieces of prose that feel like a smart friend pulling you aside to show you something you hadn't noticed. Every essay should feel structurally different from the last. No template energy. No headers. Pure flow.

Before You Write Anything

1. Read the World Code Files

Read these files from world-code/ in the current working directory. Each one shapes the essay differently.

Required (stop if missing):

Use if they exist (don't stop if missing):

2. Determine the Topic

If the user specifies a topic: Use it. Check world-code/conversation.md to find which wall, struggle, or goblin the topic connects to. This gives the essay direction and ensures it serves the user's content strategy.

If the user says "pick a topic" or similar: Pull from their Bridge in world-code/conversation.md. Pick the struggle with the most tension or unresolved energy. Not the safest one. The one that makes you slightly uncomfortable to commit to a position on. Tell the user what you picked and why before writing.

3. Determine the Format

If the user says "micro-essay": Keep it tight. 300-500 words. One claim, one reference, one close. Pure compression.

If the user says "essay": Let it breathe. 600-1200 words. More room for anecdotes, multiple middle moves, deeper exploration. Still no padding.

If the user just says "write about X": Let the idea determine the length. Most will land between 300-900 words. If you find yourself padding, the essay is done. Stop.

4. Answer the Pre-Write Questions (internally, not in output)

Before writing a single sentence, work through these questions. They shape the essay. Skip them and the essay will meander.

  1. What is the one claim? One sentence. If you can't say it in one sentence, you don't have an essay yet.
  2. What conventional belief does this give the reader permission to abandon? Every good essay frees the reader from something they suspected was wrong but couldn't articulate.
  3. Which cross-domain reference is load-bearing and why? The reference must shape the argument, not decorate it. If you could remove the reference and the essay still works, pick a different reference.
  4. What specific detail makes this credible? A real number, a real timeline, a real named failure, a real concrete moment. Use details the user has provided in conversation, details from their vault, or clearly hypothetical framing ("Imagine you..." or "Picture the person who..."). Never fabricate a specific personal detail and present it as something the user actually did.
  5. What does the close allow the reader to do or stop doing? The ending isn't a summary. It's a permission slip or a diagnostic question.
  6. What is the offer bridge? How does this essay's argument naturally connect back to the user's worldview? Which aspect of their Method or Crown does this essay validate through lived experience?

Writing the Essay

Voice Rules

Read world-code/voice.md carefully. Every rule in that file is absolute. The voice file contains the user's specific tone, sentence structure, vocabulary preferences, hard rules, opening style, and authenticity markers.

Common hard rules to watch for (these vary by user, always defer to what's in their voice file):

Anti-AI Slop (Baked In, Not Bolted On)

This is a two-pass system. The first pass is about awareness while writing. The second is an audit after drafting.

Pass 1: Write with these tells in mind.

Content slop to avoid:

Language slop to avoid:

Style slop to avoid:

Communication slop to avoid:

Pass 2: Anti-AI audit.

After drafting, re-read the essay asking one question: "Would a reader suspect AI wrote this?"

Look for:

If any of these are found, rewrite those sections. Don't flag them in the output. Just fix them.

Cross-Domain Reference System

Draw from this pool. The reference must be named explicitly and load-bearing (it shapes the argument, it's not decoration).

Mental Models: Occam's Razor, Second-Order Thinking, Circle of Competence, Confirmation Bias, Survivorship Bias, Inversion Thinking, Systems Thinking, Opportunity Cost, Hanlon's Razor, First Principles Thinking, Pareto Principle, Antifragility, The Map Is Not the Territory, Availability Heuristic, Loss Aversion, Dunning-Kruger Effect, Leverage Points, Game Theory, Regression to the Mean, Feedback Loops, Incentive Super-Response, Network Effects

Other domains: Physics (thermodynamics, entropy, activation energy, Newton's laws, quantum mechanics), Chemistry (catalysts, equilibrium, bonding), Biology (evolution, symbiosis, mycelium networks, immune response), Philosophy (Stoicism, Zen, pragmatism, existentialism), Psychology (cognitive load, flow states, hedonic adaptation), Mathematics (compounding, asymptotes, power laws, probability), History (specific figures with specific contributions, not vague "throughout history")

One reference per essay is usually right. Two if they genuinely interact. Never three or more.

Structural Variation

Every essay should look different. Mix these elements. Never use the same combination twice in a row.

Opening modes (pick one):

  1. Cold claim. Start with the thesis, no warmup.
  2. Scene. Drop the reader into a specific moment.
  3. Question. A real question, not a rhetorical device.
  4. Contradiction. Two things that seem true but can't both be.
  5. Number or fact. A specific data point that creates tension.

The opening must establish a personal stake within the first 2-3 lines. Not "you've been told" but "I've always thought" or "I've hated this" or a scene from their own experience. The reader should know where the writer stands before they know what the topic is.

Middle moves (combine 1-3):

Close modes (pick one):

  1. Permission slip. Tell the reader what they're now allowed to stop doing.
  2. Diagnostic question. One question that reveals where they actually stand.
  3. Reframe of the opening claim with new weight.
  4. Concrete next action. Not vague inspiration. One specific thing.
  5. Worldview bridge. The essay's argument naturally connects back to how the user lives/works.

No headers in essays. No bullet lists. No numbered lists. Pure prose flow.

The Offer Bridge

Each essay addresses a problem the audience has. The essay should naturally bridge to the user's worldview and methodology as the answer, never a specific product or offer.

The offer bridge:

The bridge connects the essay's specific insight back to the user's broader worldview (from their Crown and Method). It plants the seed that the user has figured this out without ever naming a product.

This is not a CTA. It's narrative — a one-sentence demonstration that the worldview is lived, not theoretical.

Bridge to Content Strategy

When world-code/conversation.md exists, the essay should connect to the user's Bridge:

This connection should feel organic, not forced. Not every essay maps cleanly to a wall. But the best ones do.

Output

Present the essay to the user. Don't explain what you did or why. The essay should speak for itself.

Saving

After presenting the essay, save it automatically:

  1. Location: content/essays/ in the current working directory. Create the directory if it doesn't exist.
  2. Filename: Use a kebab-case version of the essay's core claim or topic. Example: the-compounding-myth.md. Keep it short (3-5 words max).
  3. File contents: The essay text only. No metadata, no frontmatter, no explanation.
  4. Tell the user where you saved it.

All Skills

    Content 7

  • Content Strategy — Plan a content strategy.
  • Copy Editing — Edit, review, or improve existing marketing copy.
  • Copywriting — Write, rewrite, or improve marketing copy for any page.
  • Essay — Create essays or micro essays using your World Code.
  • Human — Sound more human, less like AI.
  • Threads — Generate Threads content: single posts, multi-post threads, and micro-essays.
  • YouTube Mining — Gather ideas from YouTube videos that you can use in your world.

    Offer 1

  • Offer Audit — Evaluate, stress-test, and tighten an offer idea.

    Retention 1

  • Email Sequence — Create or optimize an email sequence.